Buhtt sex?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It's blow job season.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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