I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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