Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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