Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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