So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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