i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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