due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I love you. Go after that dick
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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