good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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