dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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