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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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