that's an acceptable place to lick
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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