Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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