we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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