and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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