VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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