oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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