Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
and she was petting her beer can
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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