Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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