I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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