Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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