There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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