So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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