Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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