is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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