That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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