Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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