Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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