Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
