um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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