no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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