you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
i out mim tonsoeep
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
