her vagine was all disorganized.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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