I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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