We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I am one with the molecules
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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