butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
