yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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