I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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