plz talk dirty to me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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