So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This girl is more easily done than said...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just high enough for therapy.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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