Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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