Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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