she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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