I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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