How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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