is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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