S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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