im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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