Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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