Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
