if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
